he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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