Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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