Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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