you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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