Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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