ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
the raccoons are back...
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