I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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