What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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