Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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