She is in my trunk
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have fence marks all over my body
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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