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am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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