Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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