Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
