So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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