the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I got inside last night via doggy door
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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