If that was your dad, he is hot
barbara walters just said penis...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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