I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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