So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
