the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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