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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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