I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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