But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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