we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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