so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
