a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
