I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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