you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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