I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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