Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
