The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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