i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We are two peas in an std pod
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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