just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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