She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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