You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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