i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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