sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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