does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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