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upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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