Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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