this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dignity is for republicans.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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