so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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