you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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