they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
