do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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