if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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