shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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