ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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