is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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