I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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