Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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