Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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