he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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