if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I heard we made out
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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