just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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