Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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