dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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