Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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