Just cropdusted the office
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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